The Corporal is the CEO of CIEPAG and rules over his DIVAS with a gentle but firm hand. The Corporal has been described as high-maintenance, which is why the DIVAS are kept busy catering to his every whim.
The Corporal is also a founding member of THE LOOP. If you are asking "What is The Loop?" It means you aren't in it. So there.
Between Babe-oon Platoon, SV GANG, CIEPEG & THE LOOP no wonder he feels he has no time for anything.